February 2009


  • Things That Annoy Me

    Things That Annoy Me


  • 2009 Oscar Predictions Revised

    At the point of the original post I had not seen some of the nominees. I have since seen The Reader and Slumdog Millionaire.

    Here is my new list.

    Performance by an actor in a leading role

    • Frank Langella in “Frost/Nixon” (Universal) (WRONG)

    Performance by an actor in a supporting role

    • Philip Seymour Hoffman in “Doubt” (Miramax) (WRONG)

    Performance by an actress in a leading role

    • Kate Winslet in “The Reader” (The Weinstein Company) (CORRECT)

    Performance by an actress in a supporting role

    • Amy Adams in “Doubt” (Miramax) (WRONG)

    Best animated feature film of the year

    • “Bolt” (Walt Disney) Chris Williams and Byron Howard (WRONG)

    Achievement in art direction

    • “The Dark Knight” (Warner Bros.) Art Direction: Nathan Crowley Set Decoration: Peter Lando (WRONG)

    Achievement in cinematography

    • “The Reader” (The Weinstein Company) Chris Menges and Roger Deakins (WRONG)

    Achievement in costume design

    • “Australia” (20th Century Fox) Catherine Martin (WRONG)

    Achievement in directing

    • “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight) Danny Boyle (CORRECT)

    Achievement in film editing

    • “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight) Chris Dickens (CORRECT)

    Achievement in makeup

    • “The Dark Knight” (Warner Bros.) John Caglione, Jr. and Conor O’Sullivan (WRONG)

    Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original score)

    • “WALL-E” (Walt Disney) Thomas Newman (WRONG)

    Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original song)

    • “Down to Earth” from “WALL-E” (Walt Disney) Music by Peter Gabriel and Thomas Newman
      Lyric by Peter Gabriel (WRONG)

    Best motion picture of the year

    • “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight) A Celador Films Production Christian Colson, Producer (CORRECT)

    Achievement in sound editing

    • “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight) Tom Sayers (WRONG)

    Achievement in sound mixing

    • “Wanted” (Universal) Chris Jenkins, Frank A. Montaño and Petr Forejt (WRONG)

    Achievement in visual effects

    • “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” (Paramount and Warner Bros.) Eric Barba, Steve Preeg, Burt Dalton and Craig Barron (CORRECT)

    Adapted screenplay

    • “The Reader” (The Weinstein Company) Screenplay by David Hare (WRONG)

    Original screenplay

    • “WALL-E” (Walt Disney) Screenplay by Andrew Stanton, Jim Reardon Original story by Andrew Stanton, Pete Docter (WRONG)

    Updated: 6 – 14 I suck at predictions.


  • Razzies Predictions

    With all the comments I have been receiving lately about how bad my Oscar picks are I’m now going to post my Razzies picks.

    Worst Movie

    The Hottie and The Nottie
    Regent Releasing/Purple Pictures

    My fist choice was going to be The Happening but any Paris Hilton movie is guaranteed to be the Worst ever. And director that sees talent in Paris has no talent at making a movie, or is highly bribable..

    Worst Actor

    Mark Wahlberg
    THE HAPPENING
    and
    MAX PAYNE

    Worst Actress

    Paris Hilton
    THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

    Worst Supporting Actor

    Verne Troyer
    THE LOVE GURU
    and
    Uwe Boll’s POSTAL

    Worst Supporting Actress

    Paris Hilton
    REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

    Worst Screen Couple

    Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore
    HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE

    Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

    Speed Racer

    Worst Director

    Tom Putnam
    THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

    Worst Screenplay

    The Happening
    Written By M. Night Shyamalan

    Worst Career Achievement

    (Special Category!)

    Uwe Boll
    (Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)


  • Good Bye, Facebook!

    After being an early adopter of Facebook it is now time to move on. Within 14 days my account will be totally deleated forever. Just like the prior Social Netwoks I used to belong to Yahoo! 360, MySpace, MSN Spaces… The new terms of service that gives Facebook rights to all the content you link to is what I found objectionable.
    Fear not if you are looking to follow me you can always view me here. Or follow @cefm on Twitter, flixster, last.fm. There is a list on the left of many options.


  • Slamming Empire Theatres

    Okay, so instead of a review of a movie I’m going to post about the whole getting into the theatre. This is payback for not showing the new release “New in Town.”

    1. Congestion at Entrance.

    First off the last renovation to the theater was based on the time when probably 70% of the transactions were cash based. Now that this is not the case there is a large congestion at the point by the arcade. I mean there are several ad-hock lines for the automated machines and the REALLY LONG cash line. It practically is impassable to get past it especially if you are going to the concessions and getting you tickets there. To make it worse the on sight that informs you of this is the one that is in the way and makes the situation worse on a busy Friday/Saturday. And move that sign further near the foot of the ramp.

    2. Focus in the Cinemas.

    About 20% of the movies that I see are so out of focus that it bothers me at times, like most people would not notice but to a trained eye like mine it does get annoying during some presentations.

    3. The Express System

    Why can’t you buy tickets from more than one movie at once? Also why can’t you buy single items? Or, items from different categories. This results in needless transaction costs to the theatre, as I have to go through a few times to get everything I want. No the single items go to my next point.

    4. The express lanes need more items!

    This is ridicules why if I want to just get a Pop why cant I get a ticket run through and grab the pop and head off to my movie. Also New Your Fries could be added as a Regular and Large Fries, and Chocolate Bars should be added as well. And the auto system should allow you to select different items available as mix and match. Of course anything that requires preparation like Nachos, Poutine, and TCBY would not work but the quick stuff, even Hot Dogs maybe. I also don’t think it would be difficult to have a monitor scroll by what I items are being ordered in real time by the automated machines and allow the concession supervisors to optimize the system. E.g. if 5 poutines and 5 pretzel bites combos are ordered on the automated system you may need an extra person over there and the revised express lane would relive some of the line ups.

    5. I wanna see the good movies too..

    I was really disappointed by not being able to see New in Town, Be Kind Please Rewind, and countless others. I understand that some movies are limited release and some have contracts that are too long for the quality of the movie but. There have been many hyped movies that I have been disappointed that they were not shown.


  • Is the was digital revoluton really a revoluton?

    This is a topic I usually don’t get into here on my Blog, nor do I get this deep into a topic ether but I was listening to TWiT 180, and they were discussing a migration from blogs to Twitter.

    This got me thinking of the term revolution that gets applied to new technologies all the time. In a non-physics (my head hurts) interpretation a revolution is when something or a group of people become so outdated and useless that by force and necessity need to be replaced.

    The Internet revolution was not a forced or possibly necessary revolution it is merely a change in preference. It is not like the upper class and the peasants of the 1700’s France. The digital and non digital worlds can and do co-exist. TV and YouTube can coexist. It is all in preferences not a Revolution.

    Therefore, Twitter will not replace the Blog. Then again I do have the capability to re-post all my Twitter tweets here but I tend to see Twitter as like facebook.com but without all the annoying apps. In fact my Facebook front page is all I really use.